If you and your partner decide to have a baby... ... and decide to go the anonymous sperm donor/turkey baster route, you won't have to worry about the kid being "that way," because FDA BANS GAY SPERM DONORSserious, no fooling: news..com/s/ap/gay_sperm_donors

hell no! I wouldn't even take het sperm from my close het male friends. Those boys all think safer sex= she's on the pill Oy. Like I wanna get HPV from getting inseminated. Blech.

I only want gay sperm damn, guess I'll have to keep doing that "circle jerk" and hope that some spunk hits the spot.

It's viable for a while, you could just scrape it up and take it home.

hey I do have standards crusty sperm is liable to be a bit degraded and virtually guarantees a boy. I'd like closer to even odds.

that just sounds so gross

yes, it is gross that's why I'm not putting it in my CHO-CHA!

gizzy = cat - one of her names

Dude, don't you know about the radical faerie comedy team? Sheesh! Kids these days! Shit.

'Sides, it's not crusty if you get it as soon as it's squirted.

That so just put a damper on my avacado slices on cucmber